Monday, September 7, 2009

Finals Week

Ron is a security guard at the University of Arizona. He's giving his legs a little breather outside the Main Library, it's finals week and he's closing in on his paid vacation time. People are coming and going, no big deal, nothing suspicious. Then a kid in a Mets jersey catches his eye. He feels like he has seen this kid before, perhaps even earlier today, but the kid looks like your average college stdent so he's nobody especially suspicous. he watches the Mets jersey turn around the corner of the building anyway. Two minues later, here we go again, same Mets jersey walking in the same direction, but now the kid has a coffee in his hand. Once again ron watches him turn the same corner and vanish behind the massic building. Five minutes after that Ron is startled to see the same kid doing another lap around the library, chugging coffee and taking things from his pocket and popping them into hi smouth. But now instead of walking the kid is kind of moseying, talking to himself and looking into the greenish library windows. Ron starts doubting whether it was only coffee in the cup, and starts wondering whether it was candy or narcotics the kid keeps tossing into his mouth. All of the sudden the kid changes direction and storms into the library. Ron calls for backup and starts running towards the main doors, one hand on his taser, the other holding up his pants...finally some action.

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